1. warsquirtle:

    Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

    (Source: wartortles, via bruhnett)

  2. chillaxemurderer:

    sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

    (via gnarly)

  3. marsatrix:

    ultrafacts:

    For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

    There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.

    You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

    (Source: ultrafacts, via ultrafacts)

  4. moonstoners:

    tear my panties apart not my heart

    (via cramp)

    cutebabe:

    sapphicnymph:

    6 selfies including some old modeling shots :’) 

    shauna has been killing us all since day 1

  5. ostracizedpoodle:

    “Truth or dare”
    “Truth”
    “What’s your credit card number”

    (via moistbottom)

  6. exteriors:

    it’s 2014 why do taco shells still get soggy after 5 minutes

    (via ecooli)

  7. cooldudebro:

    dangergays:

    just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

    i wish id never signed up to this website

    (Source: dangergays, via reallylameblog)

  8. snatchedweaves:

    That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

    image

    (via confirmance)

  9. flin-t:

    theworldstandswithpalestine:

    Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

    realest sign I’ve seen in awhile

    (via punkbread)